Gossip Cop says half of Hollywood is in Cabo right now, including George "I came for the Phelps" Clooney, Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, Jimmy Kimmel, Emily Blunt and Molly McNearney. But none of them know how to party like a frat boy like these two. I guess the multi-talented Phelps can swim AND drink like a fish!! That is truly bringing home the gold. And you know Stacy's ass can put away some booze, like she does every night while she writes "Mrs. Stacy Clooney" over and over in fancy script on tear stained paper.
My question is, how long did it take Phelps to figure out that Stacey had asked him to play "pong" and not "bong"?? I wonder how many times he tried to light his beer. "This shit is too wet, and where the hell is the carb??" -Phelps.
Happy New Year! I say we all do like Stacy and Michael and start getting our drunk on NOW.